Are your shoes breaking up with you?
Are you really surprised? What have you done to deserve it? You have a closet dedicated towards your impeccable taste, you bought shoes that tell the people around you who you are, you have perfectly matching outfits to make you shine from head to toe, and you even have certain occasions dedicated for them. When that eventful day comes to get those shoes out, it checked out. No warning, your shoes are unrecognizable and all the flaws of your committed relationship bare out in scuff marks, tears, and stains for all to see. Would you bear the embarrassment of being in public together? What would people think? No, instead, you jump to your laptop to look for another perfect fit to...